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Koi Khushiyo Ki Chah Me Roye,

Koi Dukhon Ki Panah Se Roye,

Ajeeb Silsila Hai Ishq Aur Mohabbat Ka,

Koi Wafa Ke Liye Roye Aur Koi Wafa Kar Ke Roye.

Wife:Suna He Ki jannat me husband

k sath Wife Ko Nahi Rehne Dete.

Husband Sahi Suna He.

Wife: Aisa Kiyo ?

Husband: Arey Pagli Isi Liye To,

uSEY Jannat Kehte Hai.

Har Mod Par Nayi Shuruwat Ho Sakti Hai,

Dur Reh Kar Bhi Baat Ho Sakti Hai,

Mana K Aapse Dur Hai Bahut Lekin,

Aankhe Band Karlo To Mulakat Ho Sakti Hai

Ek Dil ka Nata Hai,

Jo Badi Ibaadat Sai Nibhay Jata Hai,

Isme Duria Bhi Ho To Koi Gum Nahi Dost,

Kyunki Dosto Ko Dil Mein Basaya Jata Hai.

Gum Is Kadar Mila Ki Dar Ke Pi Gaye,

Khushi Thodi Si Milli To Mil Ke Pi Gaye,

YUn To Na Thi Janam Se Pine Ki Aadat,

Sharab Ko Tanhi Dekhi To Taras Kha Ke Pee Gaye.

Dil Tod ke Jane Wale SunO‚

Mujhe Tujhse Mohabbat Aaj Bhi Hai.

Tujhe Meri Zaroorat Nahi Toh Kya‚

Mujhe Teri Zaroorat Aaj Bhi Hai.

Jo Banaya Hame Insaan,

Aur De Sahi Galat Ki Pehchaan,

Desh Ke Un Nirmataon Ko,

Hum Karen Shat Shat pranaam.

Bikhre Hain Ashq Koi Saaz Nahi Deta, 

Khamosh Hain Sub Koi Awaaz Nahi Deta, 

Kal Ke Vaade To Sub Karte Hai, 

Magar Q Saath Mera Koi Aaj Nahi Deta.

Koi Kisi K Dard Me Shamil Nahi Hai,

Har Ada Husn K Kabil Nahi Hai,

Sab Kuch Luta Kar Samajh Me Aaya,

Yeh Duniya Pyar K Kabil Nahi Hai.

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Girlfriend Boyfriend se- Ab Hame Shaadi Kar Leni Chahiye

Boyfriend- Voh To Theek Hai Par Hum Se Shaadi Karega Koun?

 Teacher- Aaj tum late kyu aaye? School 7 baje shuru hota he.

Baccha- Madam, Aap meri fikar mat kiya karo,

School time pe shuru karwa dia karo.

Kid- Aunty Mummy Nay cheeni Maangi Hai

Aunty- cheeni Detyu Hu,Acha Aur kya kaha Mummy Nay?

Kid- Ager Wo kameeni Na Day, Tou Pinky Aunty say Lay Aana

Ek Naai Ki Dukaan Ke Upar Ghar Tha,

Ek Din Ghar Ki Ek Aurat Ne Bahar Ki Taraf Apni Sadi Sukhne Ke Liye Dali,

Dukan Mein Andhera Ho Gaya To Naai Ne Jor Se Awaaz Lagayi,

Naai-Bhabhi  Ji, Sadi Uper Utha Lo Mene Baal Kaatne Hai.

Tamanna Dil Ki Ek Hasrat Hai,

Puri Ho Jaye To Insan Khush Kismat Hai,

Na puri ho to gam na kar na

Kyun Ki Adhuri Rahna To Tamannao Ki Fitrat Hai

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Ager Tum So Rahe Oge Toh Tume Jagaynge,

Darna Nahi Hum pyar Se Miss U bolenge Aur Bhag Jayenge.