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1)
Girl:-Agar mouka mila to tum,
mujhse shadi karo ge ?
Boy:-
Agar mouka mil gaya to phir shadi,
kerne ki kiya zaroorat hai.

2)
Sardar Medical Shop Par: Zeher Do,
Dukandar: Bina Parchi Ke Nahi MiL Sakta,
Sardar: Main Shadi Shuda Hu,
Dukandar: Bas Kar Pagle Rulayega Kya,
Chhoti Bottle Du Ya Badi.

3)
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 5 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean,  5? 5 what? Months? Weeks?
Doctor: nine

4)
Santa: Main Kal Tainu Kinne Vaar Phone Milaya,
Par Tu Kyu Nai Chakkeya?
Banta  Kyun Chakku Phone? Kal Main Jehda RS. 50/- Deke Gana,
Lavaya Hai Oh Ki Tera Peyo Suneg.

5)
A man speaks frantically into the phone,
My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are,
only two minutes apart.
Is this her first child? the doctor queries,
No, you idiot the man shouts. This is her husband.

6)
Waiter-Apne samose aur pakodon ko andar se kha liya,
lekin bahar ka saara chhod diya,
Aisa,
kyon?
Customer-Kyonki doctor ne kaha hai, bahar ka khaana mat khao.

7)
Meri lovely GF ke Shadi ka card mila bahut bura laga yaar,
baad me soocha, shadi me jauga jarur,
kyko love apne jagah hai aur,
Lazedar puri-sabji, pulao apni jahah.

8)
Boy-The principal is so dumb,
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy-No.
Girl- I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl-No...
Boy-Good walks away